Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
Never give a sucker an even break.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.