Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.
There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.