Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

I like children. If they're properly cooked.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.