All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.