California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.