When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
I never met a kid I liked.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.