I'm searching for loopholes.
Take me down to the bar! We'll drink breakfast together!
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
I can do anything I want to do!
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.