The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.