Ain't fit for man nor beast

The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.

Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.