Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.