My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
Never give a sucker an even break.