Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

Business is an establishment that gives you the legal, even though unethical, right to screw the naive-right, left, and in the middle.

When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.