Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.