When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
It's a wonderful thing, the D.T.'s. You can travel the world in a couple of hours. You see some mighty funny and curious things that come in assorted colors.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.