Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
I note the derogatory rumors concerning the use of alcoholic stimulants and lavish living. It is the penalty of greatness.
Never mind what I told you - you do as I tell you.
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.