If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.
Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.