The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.

I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.

I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.