The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.

I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.