Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

I must have a drink of breakfast.

I like children - fried.