Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.
W. C. FieldsI think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
W. C. FieldsThere's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
W. C. Fields