Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious hysteria than by drinking alcohol.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.
I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.