In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

Never give a sucker an even break.

Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.