In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.

I have been in the entertainment business some forty-three years, and I have never said anything detrimental or anything that might be construed as belittling any race or religion. I would be a sucker to do so because you can't insult the customers.

Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

I don't drink anymore, on the other hand I don't drink any less either.

I'm searching for loopholes.