It's a funny old world. A man's lucky if he gets out of it alive.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.