It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

A merry Christmas to all my friends except two.

Ain't fit for man nor beast

I'm looking for loopholes.