Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.

There is not a man in America who has not had a secret ambition to boot an infant.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.

There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.