Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.