I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.

When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.