Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.