Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

I can do anything I want to do!

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.