Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Oh, insomnia! Ah, well, I know a good cure for it... Get plenty of sleep.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.