The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

I never drink water... fish f**k in it.

Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.