If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
I never eat before breakfast.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
I drink therefore I am.