The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.

I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.

My heart is a bargain today. Will you take it?

I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.

I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.

It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.

If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.