I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
This job will drive me to drink, and for that reason, I will be eternally grateful.
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
I never met a kid I liked.
I always made up my own acts; built them out of my knowledge and observation of real life. I'd had wonderful opportunities to study people; and every time I went out on the stage I tried to show the audience some bit of true human nature.