It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.