Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.

Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.

I can do anything I want to do!

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.