Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I've been drunk only once in my life. But that lasted for twenty-three years.

I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.

It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.