It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday.
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.