Women are like elephants to me. I like to look at them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?