I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know.
W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.
It is funnier to bend things than to break them.
I can do anything I want to do!
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.