Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.
Ain't fit for man nor beast
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.
All Englishmen talk as if they've got a bushel of plums stuck in their throats, and then after swallowing them get constipated from the pips.