I would rather be living in Philadelphia.
Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason