I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.
Where there is a will, there's prosperity around the corner.
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
Happiness means quiet nerves.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.