First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.

Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas