After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
The income tax was devised to give lawyers and certified public accountants business. Few persons can make head, tail, or middle out of it. Einstein admitted he couldn't.