Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.