I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

It is funnier to bend things than to break them.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

If it is a joint return, we are instructed to print the given names of both husband and wife. But since some of the names that husband and wife give each other are hardly suited to print, we must proceed cautiously.