Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
Marriage is better than leprosy only because it's easier to get rid of.
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.