No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.