Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
It's quite true I'm not drinking anymore; however, I'm not drinking any less either.
Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.