Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).