When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.

Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.

It is impossible to find twelve fair men in all the world.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Some things are better than sex, and some are worse, but there's nothing exactly like it.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.