Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.