When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

To me, these biblical stories are just so many fish stories, and I'm not specifically referring to Jonah and the whale. I need indisputable proof of anything I'm asked to believe.