When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
W. C. FieldsWas I in here last night and did I spend a $20 bill? Oh, thank goodness... I thought I'd lost it.
W. C. FieldsThou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
W. C. Fields