A comic should suffer as much over a single line as a man with a hernia would in picking up a heavy barbell.
I never drink water... fish f**k in it.
Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.