A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

I never eat before breakfast.

There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.

I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!

I would rather be living in Philadelphia.

I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.