A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.

The best thing to break is a contract.

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

I could juggle anything in my day. Balls, cigar boxes, knives...But there was one thing I could never juggle. My income tax.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

Yes I do like children ... Girl children...about eighteen or twenty.