A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.

Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.

I'm looking for loopholes. (Said when caught reading the Bible.).

I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.