A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

First prize was a week in Philadelphia. Second prize was two weeks.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

I personally stay away from natural foods. At my age I need all the preservatives I can get.

I never met a kid I liked.

The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.