A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

No man is boss in his own home, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead.

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

W. C. Fields, a lifetime agnostic, was discovered reading a Bible on his deathbed. ''I'm looking for a loop-hole,'' he explained.

I drink therefore I am.

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It is more important than appearance, giftedness, or skill.