I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.
Sex isn't necessary. You don't die without it, but you can die having it.
I drink therefore I am.