A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.