When asked to borrow money: "I'll see what my lawyer says. . . . And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.