Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy - but to the enlightened it is the same as asking Santa Claus to bring you something for Xmas
If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
Thou shalt not steal-only from other comedians.
I ad lib most of my dialogue. If I did remember my lines, it would be too bad for me.