There are better things than sex, but nothing quite like it.
My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.
Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted.
Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!