Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!

Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.

No one likes the fellow who is all rogue, but we'll forgive him almost anything if there is warmth of human sympathy underneath his rogueries. The immortal types of comedy are just such men.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

I can do anything I want to do!