I never eat before breakfast.
Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
I think of the church often. Not because religion was closing in on me, but because for a long time my ass was sore from that hard, unupholstered pew.
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .