I've been barbecued, stewed, screwed, tattooed, and fried by people claiming to be my friends. The human race has gone backward, not forward, since the days we were apes swinging through the trees.
I can do anything I want to do!
I never met a kid I liked.
If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
It's what you do that counts and not what you say; therefore I fired my press agent.
I like thieves. Some of my best friends are thieves. Why, just last week we had the president of the bank over for dinner.