When doctors and undertakers meet, they wink at each other.
I never smoked a cigar in my life until I was nine
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.