I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
Never work with animals or children.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners to thank her.
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
Say anything that you like about me except that I drink water.