The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.
I don't have to attend every argument I'm invited to.
A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.
I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink. That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for.
Bert Williams was the funniest man I ever saw and the saddest man I ever knew.
When you wake up in the morning, smile - and get it over with.