If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.

Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.

I drink therefore I am.