I never worry about being driven to drink; I just worry about being driven home.

A man who overindulges lives in a dream. He becomes conceited. He thinks the whole world revolves around him; and it usually does.

A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.

Show me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.

The work I'm doing on the screen differs from that of anyone else. My comedy is of a peculiar nature...no writers have been developed along the lines of my type of comedy and this is why I sometimes have differences with writers, supervisors and directors alike.

If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.