So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
I only drink to steady my nerves... sometimes I'm so steady I don't move for months.
I never voted for anybody. I always voted against.
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.