A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.
During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several days.
If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.
Alcoholic: anybody who drinks more than I do.
Everybody's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.