There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
The two-headed boy in the circus never had such a headache.
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.
What a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.