If pigs had wings, they would be pigeons.
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
The nation needs to return to the colonial way of life, when a wife was judged by the amount of wood she could split.
Just like my Uncle Charlie used to say, just before he sprung the trap: He said, "You can't cheat and honest man! Never give a sucker an even break or smarten up a chump!