Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

I like my films to influence the audience. Even if it means tripping their aged grandparents with a cane when they get home.

Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.

Back in my rummy days, I would tremble and shake for hours upon arising. It was the only exercise I got.

I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

My main ambition as a gardener is to water my orange trees with gin, then all I have to do is squeeze the juice into a glass.