Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.

I'm searching for loopholes.

I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.

A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.

I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.