I've never hit a woman in my life. Not even my own mother.
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.
Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.
I don't know why I ever come in here. The flies get the best of everything.