The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

I write my scripts short and they develop on the set, which I have found a far better premise both economically and practically.

The Punkwat twins! Brentwood is the world's smallest giant, whilst his brother, Elwood, is the largest midget in the world. They baffle science!

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I never eat before breakfast.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.

I'm searching for loopholes.