In every big city there is always one surefire laugh, and that lies in hanging some piece of idiocy upon the people of a nearby city or town.
W. C. FieldsI didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
W. C. FieldsReminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.
W. C. Fields