The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.

When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.