The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

Ultimately chess is just chess - not the best thing in the world and not the worst thing in the world, but there is nothing quite like it.

All my available funds are completely tied up in cash.

I'd rather have two girls at 21 each than one girl at 42.

The world is getting to be such a dangerous place, a man is lucky to get out of it alive.

Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with.

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.