The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Here is my best advice on the matter of deductibles: just count off on your fingers all the items that you suspect might be deductible - and then forget them, because they aren't.

Trust everybody, but cut the cards yourself.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.

My daughter wants to throw a stone at a bad man. I stop her from throwing, shaking my head and giving her a little slap. My disapproval is complete. You think: 'That's right, she shouldn't throw a stone even at a villain.' Then I hand her a brick to throw.

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.

Never work with animals or children.