The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.

Try till you succeed...if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!

How is the human race going to survive now that the cost of living has gone up two dollars a quart?

I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.

The low-ceiling price bazaar for sexual relief was a street called Middie Alley. You could barely get a pushcart through this avenue. Top price-twenty-five cents.