Remember, Lady Godiva put all she had on a horse and she lost her shirt!
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
I was almost put out of business by a well-meaning corpse.
The movie people would have nothing to do with me until they heard me speak in a Broadway play, then they all wanted to sign me for the silent movies.
Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.