It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside.
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!
I don't object to nine aces in one deck. But when a man lays down five aces in one hand... and besides, I know what I dealt him!
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.