It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
I don't drink water. Have you seen the way it rusts pipes?
Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
It is well to remember that there are five reasons for drinking: the arrival of a friend, one's present or future thirst, the excellence of the cognac, or any other reason