I didn't squawk about the steak, dear. I merely said I didn't see that old horse that used to be tethered outside here.

Some people are born losers; others acquire the knack gradually.

Sleep! The most beautiful experience in life. Except drink.

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.

All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)