The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
All things considered, I'd rather be in Philadelphia
No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.
Thou shalt not kill anything less than a fifth.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
Somebody's been putting pineapple juice in my pineapple juice!