Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
Money will not buy happiness, but it will let you be unhappy in nice places.
I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face.
A man who's intoxicated all the time doesn't need sympathy.
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.