I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
W. C. FieldsShow me a great actor and I'll show you a lousy husband. Show me a great actress, and you've seen the devil.
W. C. FieldsWhat a gorgeous day. What effulgent sunshine. It was a day of this sort the McGillicuddy brothers murdered their mother with an axe.
W. C. Fields