You can't cheat an honest man.
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
Never give a sucker an even break.
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
In the ten years since I had run away from home...I had gone through more strange experiences than the average person crowds into a whole lifetime.