A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

America - love it or leave it.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.