A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

America - love it or leave it.