A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

America - love it or leave it.

Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.