A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.