A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.