We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.

Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.