It's a sure sign of summer if the chair gets up when you do.
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.
Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.
We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!