The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.
Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.
A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.