Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we make bad men believe they are no worse than others, and we teach the good that they are good in vain.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

Hollywood is a place where they place you under contract instead of under observation.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.