The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.
Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.
Today's gossip is tomorrow's headline.
A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.
The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!
Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.