I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

Good evening, Mr. and Mrs. America from border to border and coast to coast and all the ships at sea. Let's go to press.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Hell hath no fury like a woman cheated out of a million dollars.

Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.