Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

I usually get my stuff from people who promised somebody else that they would keep it a secret.

He (Alexander Woollcott) always praises the first production of each season, being reluctant to stone the first cast.

The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.