Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

The only ones who like Milton Berle are his mother - and the public.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

An optimist is someone who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.