Hollywood is where they shoot too many pictures and not enough actors.

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

Remember that nobody will ever get ahead of you as long as he is kicking you in the seat of the pants.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

The Chicago mobs... They practiced their own perverted form of "survival of the fittest." Where the strong clawed their way to the top of a criminal empire. And the weak died in a hail of machine gun bullets.

A pessimist is one who builds dungeons in the air.