Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.
America - love it or leave it.
A certain columnist has been banned from all Shubert openings. Now he can wait three days and go to their closings.
The same thing happened today that happened yesterday, only to different people.
I never lost a friend I wanted to keep.
The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.