Broadway is a main artery of New York life - the hardened artery.

The reason they're called the opposite sex is because every time you think you have your wife fooled - it's just the opposite!

She's been on more laps than a napkin.

The best way to get along is never to forgive an enemy or forget a friend.

Money sometimes makes fools of important persons, but it may also make important persons of fools.

Gossip is the art of saying nothing in a way that leaves practically nothing unsaid.

The way to become famous fast is to throw a brick at someone who is famous.